Billy and the Boingers
I think I smell. What other explanation could there be? You see, recently I've tried to organize a weekly Lost party at my house only to have one person show up on a regular basis. Now, it's not like I don't really really appreciate that person coming to my house - I really do. It's just that I had envisioned more than one person coming over. Somehow though, it seems like you need more than one guest to have a party.
So then, just earlier this week, I tried to organize a trip to a local Indian/Pakistani restaurant for dinner, but everyone bailed. Sure, it's been rescheduled, but come on. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous.
Of course, I came to the only logical conclusion: I smell. I can't smell me, but apparently I smell. Isn't that true? You can't smell your own scent? Your musk? I'm not sure what a musk is, but I must have it. What other reason could there be for people to continually ditch me? There isn't one.