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I can't paint.
I can't sculpt.
I can't sing.
I can't play a musical instrument.
I don't excel at a sport.
I never finished my screenplay.
I could never write a novel.
I suck at programming.
I have a terrible poker face.
I can't finish a crossword puzzle.
But.
I can remember your name.
I can arrive on time.
I can name the year in which any number of movies were made.
I can beat most video games.
I can drive well.
I can make teriyaki sauce.
I can clean like a motherfucker.
I can solve a Rubik's cube.
I can compliment you without sounding sleazy.
I can open tough-to-open jars.
posted by Jeff @ 9:37 PM
9 Comments:
you can do a wide range of impressions - from the slurring of a drunk college girl to the wailings of a bloated whale. nothing can stop you.
really, nothing.
you can be a good brother too:)
also, you can too play a musical instrument. what happened to all those years of piano and the violin mom made you play? it's not that you can't, it's that you won't!
Speaking of impressions, I can't say "Preston" or "fancy" without cracking up. That's the best Mrs. Federline impressions I've seen.
That's good
but.
Those things you mentioned first are probably things that you want to do, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned them (for example: you haven't lived in Canada wasn't listed).
You should probably get started on that wish list.
Finish your post-apocalyptic Disnelyand screenplay man!
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